" Insult FB Status "

• Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?

• Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

• I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

• If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

• If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

• Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

• Are your parents siblings?

• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

• I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

• Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

• How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

• If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

• I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

• I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

• Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

• Mix with people with a good attitude.

• If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…

• Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

• 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

• Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

• How would you like to feel the way you look?

• I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

• I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

• Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

• Do u practice being this ugly?

• Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

• I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

• Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

• Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…