" Kids FB Status "

• Do all you can to make your dreams come true.

• I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

• Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

• The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

• How pathetic can you possibly get?

• Most people mature with age. How do some people get it backwards?

• Adults are just kids with money.

• Not many people can drive me as CRAZY as my kids, But NOBODY can make me as happy as my kids.

• If I was told to go to bed. I’d be like. OK! Why can’t kids be the same way?

• When your kids grow up they will realize that when you said no, you were saying I love you.

• A child should feel nothing but, “safe.”

• My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living!

• Knew i had found the man of my dreams as soon as i looked into my son’s eyes.

• I know all parents think their child is the cutest thing in the world but seriously, mine is.

• I’m not a violent person, but mess with my kids and I will become one.

• I have been hit hard with the “Your kids will turn out just like you” curse.

• Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network.

• Thinks their kids forgot the name “daddy” because all they hears is “mommy, mommy, mommy”.

• A mother’s love for a child can only be understood by a mother.

• Funny how some people call themselves parents yet,,they never seem to have their kids.

• Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

• Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it.

• Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.